Here is my graduation speech:
I hate it when people take forever to text back.
likewhoamarie: Oh you’re gonna take 15 minutes huh? I’ll take 17, bitch.
Difference between Facebook and Tumblr
wearegoldeen: Facebook: Tumblr:
"Ew, you like him? He's ugly though."
iloveyou1993: Glad you think that. Less competition.
Kitten moods. =^____^=
i-left-my-heart-in-san-francisco: Angry kitten Sleepy kitten ‘I’m so interested, please continue’ kitten Fancy kitten Dancing kitten Silly kitten Disagreeing kitten Ninja kitten Surprised kitten *5 more minutes mom* kitten Kitten meme Sexy kitten Sup?! Kitten Sneaky kitten ‘WUT’ kitten Hyper kitten Bless this post kitten And this one just...
That moment when you are sleepy and don't want to...
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WHAT THE FUCK?
Bruno Mars: I wanna be a billionaire so freaking bad.
Girl: yeah, me to... I need new clothes.
Bruno Mars: no you don't. Cuz girl ur amazing just the way you are.
Girl: really? You're like the only one who thinks that. Will you marry me?
Bruno Mars: No, but I'll catch a grenade for ya.
Girl: really? Even today?
*Girl gets hit by grenade*
Bruno Mars: today I don't feel like doing anything.
When i'm in school:
“Im going to sleep as soon as I get home” When I get home:
When you come up short at the cash register and...
MY NIGGA YO!
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When someone tries to talk during my TV shows
DID I ASK YOU TO SPEAK?
That awkward moment when the doctor asks you if...
imalovejunkie: … And your mom is right next to you and just turns around and look at you like this: ”you better say no filthy slut or else you will be homeless” type of look.
when your friends have snacks and you're just like
When you can't feel your phone in your pocket
Shortest Horror Story Ever
imoutofmyllama: I found your Tumblr. -Mom
Reblog if you have never been on a date before.
longhairtannedskin: takejoy-in-whoyouare: Look at all the notes.. That is why we’re on tumblr. I hereby invite all of you out on a date. I’ll pay for the pizza. and after all of you can come to my house and watch a movie ;) THEN WE CAN GPO TO MICKIE D’S. Yaaaaay.
Self harm is not a trend. Anorexia is not a phase....
When you realize you've sent a text message to the...
vivid-entertainment: thefingerfucker: THE FUCKING GIF